Try this candidate on for size then. Rocker, ALICE COOPER says he will run for President of The United States. His running mate? None other than TOM HANKS!
Alice says his platform is "non existent" and the he has no idea what to do. He adds that if the other candidates would admit that THEY also have no clue, then that would give him someone to vote for! What do YOU think about ALICE COOPER for President??