Author Archives: Austin Michael

Is Pink Preggers?

Is Pink Preggers?

Is Pink pregnant? My wife was watching the American Country Music awards last night because Pink was doing a duet with someone. I was in another room. After the performance she came in to specifically tell me that she thinks Pink looks pregnant. Have I mentioned my wife’s favorite artist/ obsession is Pink? Anyway, I…Read more »

Merlot With Your Taco

Merlot With Your Taco

You know what would go really well with your 7-layer burrito with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos inside of it? A nice red wine. Taco Bell is releasing their own wine called Jalapeño Noir. It’s part of a promotion to go with their new cheese chalupa. So, it’s a wine and cheese thing.  You can only get…Read more »

What’s In A (Hurricane) Name?

What’s In A (Hurricane) Name?

It’s being reported that we’re running out of storm and hurricane names for 2020. I don’t understand how that happens, how we run out of names? From what I can gather, they come up with a list of names before the season starts and then they run through it. This year, they had 21 names.…Read more »

Macy’s T-Day Parade is TV Only

Macy’s T-Day Parade is TV Only

Macy’s is still having a Thanksgiving parade this year. But, you’re not allowed to attend. Nor is anyone else. They’re planning on a TV only parade. New York Mayor De Blasio says that it’s not going to be the same parade we’re used to. Changes include balloons being pulled by vehicles instead of being held…Read more »

Plane Engine Fails Due To Coffee

Plane Engine Fails Due To Coffee

The makers of the passenger jet, Airbus A350, are working on redesigning the cockpit because the pilots kept spilling coffee on sensitive, important equipment. And when they do that, engines can and have shut down. It happened twice in the last 8 months. Once on a flight being run by Asian Airlines here spilled tea…Read more »

Chuck Norris Sues Company Over E.D. Ads

Chuck Norris Sues Company Over E.D. Ads

Chuck Norris is suing a company for using his image on ads for Manly Dysfunction Pills. I knew it. I saw one of these ads a few months ago and I thought to myself, “Chuck Norris does NOT do ads for Manly Dysfunction”. Although, I had a brief doubt and looked up his age. You…Read more »